Wait, that's not true. He's real, you can touch him, but he's not human. Why do I think that? Simple. Have you seen the guy?
Even as he's gotten older, he doesn't age. And he's too damn good looking. I don't know what it is, but I'm convinced he's not human.
But I can't decide what he is. Is he robot with a synthetic skin? Or is he an alien sent here to infiltrate us with his good looks, sense of humor, and his ability to sing and dance for reasons still to be determined?
I know he's not the most traditionally beautiful female, but he's got great legs, and when he sings, who cares what he looks like?
But if this is not your taste, then watch these Torchwood outtakes.
Even when he's goofy, he's still pretty perfect. Not many life forms can do that.
So, in conclusion, John Barrowman is not human. He is awesome, and I desperately want to see him perform in NYC, but I repeat, he is not human.
For more proof, check out The Nerdist' SDCC episode when it repeats, you'll see what I'm talking about.
This has been my random thought of the day. Thank you.
PS Barrowman does something pretty special in The Nerdist episode. It's worth watching just for that.